So today I have a TOTAL case of the BLAHs!! The day started off great... up and at'em! Dressed and packed up, coffee made and out the door. And the minutes tick by... tick... tick... tick... it's been 2:00 for like three hours! Nothing is fun or funny. Nothing is worth opening your eyes over.
I was a little grossed out earlier- Have you ever sat down to use the toilet at work, everythings fine and normal, just like every other time you need to pee.. and then you stand up to flush, and there's a HAIR on the seat... a long, brown hair... Ewwww! Now, since I have short, kind of medium blonde hair, I KNOW it's not my hair.. the golden question here is- Was that hair there BEFORE I sat down? Was that hair on MY butt? If wasn't there before, and did, in fact, transfer off of my bootie to the toilet seat while I was peeing, WHERE did it come from to begin with?? Huh? Huh? Totally weird, and a little bit gross!
So anyway, like I said, I have the BLAHs. Today is a day that I could just climb back in bed and watch depressing movies all day. Movies like Steel Magnolias, or Bridge to Terrabithia, or Old Yeller.. ah, who am I kidding, I've never seen Old Yeller. I want a pint of milk chocolate gelato and a spoon. I want a huge juicy steak and a big baked potato covered in butter and bacon and cheese and sour cream. I want to sleep for 24 hours straight, without even getting up to pee... especially if there's another long brown hair on the toilet seat. Ewww.
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